Fuck, I got burned in Fantasy football this week. It's only the first week, but I'm already asking questions. Is Calvin Johnson Grandfathertron now? Is Melvin Gordon going to be a bust? Will Nelson Aghor be a bust too?

Half the players I drafted, though, are coming off minor injuries. I need to be patient. Week one and two can be funky in the NFL. Once October rolls around I should be rolling better. I just hope I'm not out of the playoff picture by then.