New Video Game Idea

Send this idea to EA Sports.

The weeks between Sunday's suck for fantasy football players, don't they? I mean what is there to do? Count how many times you tell yourself you're going to kick your next opponents ass? The problem is that's probably the reality.

What if there was an everyday way to play, though? Well what if there were a video game? Get on Xbox live, enter a group, draft, and play with your drafted players. You could even put money into it. Play an entire season, one or two games a day or make a win/ loss advancement/elimination tournament, perhaps.

Someone please tell EA Sports and Draft Kings to get on this idea ASAP!

Fuck, I got burned in Fantasy football this week. It's only the first week, but I'm already asking questions. Is Calvin Johnson Grandfathertron now? Is Melvin Gordon going to be a bust? Will Nelson Aghor be a bust too?

Half the players I drafted, though, are coming off minor injuries. I need to be patient. Week one and two can be funky in the NFL. Once October rolls around I should be rolling better. I just hope I'm not out of the playoff picture by then.

What Lewis And Clark Were Really Looking For...

...They were just  211 years early.

Dating Site Annoyance

Why do girls post pictures of their cleavage on dating sites, then get mad when you message them for fun? "Oh, you're not a slut? Than stop posting pictures with 4 inches of cleavage!"

Top Ten Hottest Porn Stars 2015 (I'd Like To Fuck Most)

This list, was coming sooner or later, and no doubt will be revised and posted again. Plus there are other variants of this list I want to post. Before I post, though, know I don't watch as much porn as I used to, so I could list a star or two who isn't currently active. Know too, I tend to lean towards brunettes with nice asses.

                                                               Megan Rain

Delilah Blue

Ella Hughes

Destiny Dixon

Peta Jensen

Alli Rae

Kenrdra Lust

Riley Reid

Mandy Muse

A.J. Applegate

Of course there's a few who would be on this list, but I'm not sure they're active anymore. They are Jayden James, Samantha Saint, Alexis Texas, Kagney Linn Karter, Syren Demer and Katja Kassin.

Labor Day Draft Day

So this Labor day was my annual Fantasy Football Draft day. I spent the entire week before prepping with cheat sheets and mock drafts, and when it came down to the real draft, I got pretty much what I wanted. I spent my first two picks on wide receivers. I followed with two running backs, then drafted my quarterback, flex, defense/special teams and tight end before loading my bench. It went something like:

Antonio Brown

Calvin Johnson

Melvin Gordon

Arian Foster

Sam Bradford

C. J. Spiller

K.C. Chiefs

Josh Hill...

Now I know what your thinking. Sam Bradford. But I have to say if he can stay healthy, he'll be gold. I mean look at what he did in preseason game week 3. Ok, ok, It's a huge risk. My plan was to snag Tom Brady, but when it was revealed he wouldn't have the four game suspension, a lot of people finally saw his value. I'm phsyched about my wide receivers though! And I really think Spiller and Hill will come through big. Drew Brees is the quarterback throwing to them after all. Foster could be great too. So he'll miss a few weeks, but it's the end that matters in Fantasy Football. As for Gordon, I have no clue. I didn't follow him in college, but the cheat sheets thought high of him so we'll see.

The Struggle!

Two weeks have passed since my last blog, and I am so sorry for it. There has been much I've wanted to discuss and share. My computer (of 5 years) had crashed, though and I forgot the email address I used to log-on. Then the the email address I had assigned for recovery had been lost because it was on my mother's Xfinity account, which she deleted. However, after finally talking to someone from Xfinity to transfer my old email address to my own account, I have recovered my blog log-on information. And now I am ready to share all the crap I wouldn't share with people I know, so boogey on!

Billy Madison

Who knows the movie Billy Madison? Probably everyone, am I right? It's a hilarious movie from the 90's featuring Adam Sandler. Without a doubt, it and Big Daddy are my favorite Adam Sandler movies. Both of which have been on T.V. a lot lately. Which is no problem for me. They're both on that list of movies I'll watch whenever on. Anyways, I have a question inspired by it.

Before I ask, though, everyone knows the plot of the movie, right? ...Billy proves he's not an idiot to his father by going back to school, passing each grade, 1st -12th, in two weeks for his father's mega-hotel company. (Yea, it's a dumb plot. Although, no one expects to feel smarter after watching an Adam Sandler movie, so it's cool.) 

My question is, in reality, would an adult man or woman be able to complete school that quick?  I have to believe one could. Well maybe not high school (grades 9-12). Those years are tough. The others, though? Yes. My reasoning... an adult mind is lot larger and more capable at thinking in different ways than a child's. And with today's technology, it's nearly impossible not to pick stuff up along the way. I mean, a child entering Kindergarten today is probably as competent as I was entering the third grade. Mommies and daddies iPads are a big reason why, I think. However, this would bring up an entire new question though, because wouldn't school be a huge waste of time for children? No doubt their time could be better spent in the fields or on the assembly line :p Lol. What do you all think?

And for a Billy Madison side question, who's hotter? Veronica, Billy's third grade teacher and love interest, or his kindergarten classmate's mom, the mucus queen? You  know... the sexy red head whose man is in prison.

Please leave a comment if you agree, disagree or know who's hotter. Later

Book Idea

How To Transform Your Girl Into Your Slut... if someone with knowledge on this subject would write and publish this, I would read it. Maybe include chapters like, "Make Your Girl Want Sex Every Second of The Day," "Teaching Your Girl Nasty, Dirty and Filthy are good," "Removing No From Your Girl's Vocabulary," and "Coaching Your Girl To Suck Dick Like Riley Reid."

Viking Barista Fantasy and BBW's Who Forgot The Second B Represents Beautiful

Today, I saw a barista with the most beautiful yellow blonde hair at my local Starbucks. When I told her I really liked the color of her hair she dazzled me with a perfect white smile, and, told me it was a result of the sun and her Nordic ancestry. I wanted to run my fingers through it so bad, then wrap it around my cock, jerk off with it, and cum in it.

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Why are most of the cute girls married? I'm always stuck with the cute, but totally coo-coo girls, pawing after the girls out of my league, and the fat girls, who call themselves BBW, but forget the second B represents Beautiful. Must I take a fat girl to the gym, and buy her a makeover?

Snoozebook

Today, I woke up and checked my Instagram via mobile device before getting out of bed. On it I saw a super sexy picture of gorgeous model, Amanda Lee, who I follow. (If you don't know her, she's a super fit, but extremely curvy in the right places model with long blonde hair [barbie pretty much]) In the picture, she was laying down topless on some beach and took a picture of her perfect round ass over her shoulder.(I totally recommend googling her Instagram and checking it out) Anyways, I immediately thought to take a screenshot, and share it on Facebook captioned, my future bride. I knew it was a sexual image, but I thought since there were no private parts showing and none of my friends are shy of 16, it wouldn't be something terribly inappropriate. I was wrong though.

By lunch it had received zero likes and comments. However, I did receive some backlash on messenger. I told most of them to fuck off.(much nicer put though) One message, though, that stuck with me through the day was from my grandmother telling me to, 'post pictures like that on other websites for people my own age.'

Hahaha! When did Facebook, originally a college thing, become Snoozebook?

I have this now, so maybe I'll post things like that here, or maybe I'll change who see's my posts on Facebook.

Good win M's!