New Video Game Idea

Send this idea to EA Sports.

The weeks between Sunday's suck for fantasy football players, don't they? I mean what is there to do? Count how many times you tell yourself you're going to kick your next opponents ass? The problem is that's probably the reality.

What if there was an everyday way to play, though? Well what if there were a video game? Get on Xbox live, enter a group, draft, and play with your drafted players. You could even put money into it. Play an entire season, one or two games a day or make a win/ loss advancement/elimination tournament, perhaps.

Someone please tell EA Sports and Draft Kings to get on this idea ASAP!

Fuck, I got burned in Fantasy football this week. It's only the first week, but I'm already asking questions. Is Calvin Johnson Grandfathertron now? Is Melvin Gordon going to be a bust? Will Nelson Aghor be a bust too?

Half the players I drafted, though, are coming off minor injuries. I need to be patient. Week one and two can be funky in the NFL. Once October rolls around I should be rolling better. I just hope I'm not out of the playoff picture by then.

What Lewis And Clark Were Really Looking For...

...They were just  211 years early.

Dating Site Annoyance

Why do girls post pictures of their cleavage on dating sites, then get mad when you message them for fun? "Oh, you're not a slut? Than stop posting pictures with 4 inches of cleavage!"

Top Ten Hottest Porn Stars 2015 (I'd Like To Fuck Most)

This list, was coming sooner or later, and no doubt will be revised and posted again. Plus there are other variants of this list I want to post. Before I post, though, know I don't watch as much porn as I used to, so I could list a star or two who isn't currently active. Know too, I tend to lean towards brunettes with nice asses.

                                                               Megan Rain

Delilah Blue

Ella Hughes

Destiny Dixon

Peta Jensen

Alli Rae

Kenrdra Lust

Riley Reid

Mandy Muse

A.J. Applegate

Of course there's a few who would be on this list, but I'm not sure they're active anymore. They are Jayden James, Samantha Saint, Alexis Texas, Kagney Linn Karter, Syren Demer and Katja Kassin.

Labor Day Draft Day

So this Labor day was my annual Fantasy Football Draft day. I spent the entire week before prepping with cheat sheets and mock drafts, and when it came down to the real draft, I got pretty much what I wanted. I spent my first two picks on wide receivers. I followed with two running backs, then drafted my quarterback, flex, defense/special teams and tight end before loading my bench. It went something like:

Antonio Brown

Calvin Johnson

Melvin Gordon

Arian Foster

Sam Bradford

C. J. Spiller

K.C. Chiefs

Josh Hill...

Now I know what your thinking. Sam Bradford. But I have to say if he can stay healthy, he'll be gold. I mean look at what he did in preseason game week 3. Ok, ok, It's a huge risk. My plan was to snag Tom Brady, but when it was revealed he wouldn't have the four game suspension, a lot of people finally saw his value. I'm phsyched about my wide receivers though! And I really think Spiller and Hill will come through big. Drew Brees is the quarterback throwing to them after all. Foster could be great too. So he'll miss a few weeks, but it's the end that matters in Fantasy Football. As for Gordon, I have no clue. I didn't follow him in college, but the cheat sheets thought high of him so we'll see.

The Struggle!

Two weeks have passed since my last blog, and I am so sorry for it. There has been much I've wanted to discuss and share. My computer (of 5 years) had crashed, though and I forgot the email address I used to log-on. Then the the email address I had assigned for recovery had been lost because it was on my mother's Xfinity account, which she deleted. However, after finally talking to someone from Xfinity to transfer my old email address to my own account, I have recovered my blog log-on information. And now I am ready to share all the crap I wouldn't share with people I know, so boogey on!