Billy Madison

Who knows the movie Billy Madison? Probably everyone, am I right? It's a hilarious movie from the 90's featuring Adam Sandler. Without a doubt, it and Big Daddy are my favorite Adam Sandler movies. Both of which have been on T.V. a lot lately. Which is no problem for me. They're both on that list of movies I'll watch whenever on. Anyways, I have a question inspired by it.

Before I ask, though, everyone knows the plot of the movie, right? ...Billy proves he's not an idiot to his father by going back to school, passing each grade, 1st -12th, in two weeks for his father's mega-hotel company. (Yea, it's a dumb plot. Although, no one expects to feel smarter after watching an Adam Sandler movie, so it's cool.) 

My question is, in reality, would an adult man or woman be able to complete school that quick?  I have to believe one could. Well maybe not high school (grades 9-12). Those years are tough. The others, though? Yes. My reasoning... an adult mind is lot larger and more capable at thinking in different ways than a child's. And with today's technology, it's nearly impossible not to pick stuff up along the way. I mean, a child entering Kindergarten today is probably as competent as I was entering the third grade. Mommies and daddies iPads are a big reason why, I think. However, this would bring up an entire new question though, because wouldn't school be a huge waste of time for children? No doubt their time could be better spent in the fields or on the assembly line :p Lol. What do you all think?

And for a Billy Madison side question, who's hotter? Veronica, Billy's third grade teacher and love interest, or his kindergarten classmate's mom, the mucus queen? You  know... the sexy red head whose man is in prison.

Please leave a comment if you agree, disagree or know who's hotter. Later

Book Idea

How To Transform Your Girl Into Your Slut... if someone with knowledge on this subject would write and publish this, I would read it. Maybe include chapters like, "Make Your Girl Want Sex Every Second of The Day," "Teaching Your Girl Nasty, Dirty and Filthy are good," "Removing No From Your Girl's Vocabulary," and "Coaching Your Girl To Suck Dick Like Riley Reid."

Viking Barista Fantasy and BBW's Who Forgot The Second B Represents Beautiful

Today, I saw a barista with the most beautiful yellow blonde hair at my local Starbucks. When I told her I really liked the color of her hair she dazzled me with a perfect white smile, and, told me it was a result of the sun and her Nordic ancestry. I wanted to run my fingers through it so bad, then wrap it around my cock, jerk off with it, and cum in it.

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Why are most of the cute girls married? I'm always stuck with the cute, but totally coo-coo girls, pawing after the girls out of my league, and the fat girls, who call themselves BBW, but forget the second B represents Beautiful. Must I take a fat girl to the gym, and buy her a makeover?

Snoozebook

Today, I woke up and checked my Instagram via mobile device before getting out of bed. On it I saw a super sexy picture of gorgeous model, Amanda Lee, who I follow. (If you don't know her, she's a super fit, but extremely curvy in the right places model with long blonde hair [barbie pretty much]) In the picture, she was laying down topless on some beach and took a picture of her perfect round ass over her shoulder.(I totally recommend googling her Instagram and checking it out) Anyways, I immediately thought to take a screenshot, and share it on Facebook captioned, my future bride. I knew it was a sexual image, but I thought since there were no private parts showing and none of my friends are shy of 16, it wouldn't be something terribly inappropriate. I was wrong though.

By lunch it had received zero likes and comments. However, I did receive some backlash on messenger. I told most of them to fuck off.(much nicer put though) One message, though, that stuck with me through the day was from my grandmother telling me to, 'post pictures like that on other websites for people my own age.'

Hahaha! When did Facebook, originally a college thing, become Snoozebook?

I have this now, so maybe I'll post things like that here, or maybe I'll change who see's my posts on Facebook.

Good win M's!